just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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