Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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