He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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