Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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