Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I want to have your abortion
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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