quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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