Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Everclear isn't food dammit
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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