I wish I only lived at night.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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