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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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