Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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