have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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