i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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