OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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