A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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