That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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