He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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