and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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