I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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