its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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