i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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