who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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