The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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