@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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