I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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