So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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