Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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