Will you blow on my dice?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
