Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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