YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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