i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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