Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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