dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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