please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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