How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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