Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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