just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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