can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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