plz talk dirty to me
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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