Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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