I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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