So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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