did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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I need you to use more vowels.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
