i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
