Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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