Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize