have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I can't turn off my feet"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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