please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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