People with herpes should wear stickers.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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