How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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