giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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