Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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