remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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