But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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