You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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