saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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