We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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