i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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