i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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