Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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